Husband wrote down New Year’s resolutions, when his wife read them, she immediately called the police

Naive

At first, Emma decided to stick to her words and told herself she didn’t want to see his New Year’s resolutions. Naive as she was, she even thought there would be a sweet surprise written on it, and she would ruin it if she was reading it. 

Too bad it was nothing like that. Although… Emma certainly was surprised when she finally read his list, but not in a good way…