Billboard
Jim drove by full of pride. There it was! A gigantic billboard with his face on it. “WANTED: A good woman”, it read in big letters way up high. “50-55ish – For talks & walks & mutual acts of kindness”. With his phone number beneath.
Thousands of people would see Jim’s ad on the daily. There must be a “good woman” amongst them. And all he had to do was wait on her to call. This couldn’t possibly go wrong, John thought.
He didn’t expect how it would turn out…