The Wildest Wedding Crash: When a Village Man Tried to Marry a Gorilla

The male gorilla, now face-to-face with his ex and her human suitor, pounded his chest in a show of strength, letting out a roar that echoed across the village. The villagers, caught between fascination and fear, watched as the groom nervously squared up, determined not to back down. The female gorilla, watching the tension rise, appeared unfazed, as though this was just another day in her romantic escapades.

In a moment of unexpected bravery, the groom tried to offer a banana as a peace offering to the male gorilla. But the male wasn’t having it. He grabbed the banana, tossed it aside, and glared at the groom with a look that said, “Not today, human.”