Get a load of these sassily labeled airport seats for “the old, weak and pregnant”! Not exactly subtle, are they?
You’d think the signs would show some tact, but nope – just straight up calling it like it is. Can’t you just picture a frail granny wagging her finger, declaring “That’s right, I’m old – gimme that chair!”? And the wearied travelers collapsing with an exaggerated “I’m weakkkk!”
While the labeling may be blunt, you gotta admit it gets the job done with some humorous honesty. Just try not to take offense if you get saddled with one of the less-flattering categories. Look at it as a quirky badge of honor!
In all seriousness, it’s thoughtful they reserve seats for those who truly need ’em. But did they really need to roast passengers so hard? Let’s just hope pregnant flyers don’t go into labor when they see themselves described as “weak.” Baby might come out laughing at the sassy signage! Still, you can’t deny it’s one direct way to save seats for the right folks. Now, move along and give us these chairs!